IC Chatbox Thread #2 - 2017 Edition

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 98GSR, Dec 31, 2016.

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    People got old and no new blood came in- and any new blood was shamed out of the place.
     
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    ^^^Pretty much this, for the last decade.
     
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    a lot of trumpflakes don't like that the NFL is protesting do they. Funny how that works
     
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    I think this whole issue could be fixed if the people who stand for the anthem would wear stilts. Then it would even out the people who kneel. Afterall, it is just a measure of collective height of all the people right? Which raises the question, should a dwarves be banned from trying to participate in the anthem?
     
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    What about children? those short little shits bring down the average height too.
     
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    It's not about average height, but the knee to floor distance.
    Let's call that the k2f factor.
    Now, we all know a Nations Sovereignty is directly related to its citizenry's k2f average while the National Anthem is sung, and I applaud your idea of using stilts to increase that average. But let's be realistic, that is the type of cheating, fake strategy a loser nation would employ, not this Great Nation.
    No, we must increase our k2f by natural means, with what our Christian God gave us. Therefore we must combat the kneelers by standing on our heads to raise our knees to heaven during the National Anthem
    Only then will God once again bless this Great Nation.
     
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    Now that is a forward thinking patriot right there. this will also give a different perspective on life. as literally or world has been turn 180/inverted from our previous view.

    But what about the Gattica method? can we surgically increase our height by cutting our legs and then implanted a longer bond to make use appear to be naturally taller?

    these are the questions that keep me up at night I tell you.
     
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    You sir have just introduced the newest episode of South Park.
     

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